What's Your Type of Chick?

What's Your Type of Chick?

If you frequently have problems with the women you date, the source of your troubles could be the bad taste blues. Certain types of women inherently carry certain problems. If you find yourself facing similar challenges with different dates, perhaps you're barking up the wrong trees. First, diagnose your taste in women. Then determine if your usual type is worth the trouble. Who do you fancy?

1. Lindsay Lohan: If you have a liking for Lindsay Lohan, you probably are addicted to drama queens. Some women can never be happy or content with a relationship. . .or their body image. . .or their life. So, in the absence of trouble, this type of girl will cause trouble. Small problems become enormous insurmountable challenges. Spilt milk becomes a reason to get emotional, cry and maybe purge a little. Any of this sound familiar? If you find yourself constantly struggling to keep your girl happy, perhaps you're dating a drama diva. If you thrive on rollercoaster relationships, keep on riding. If you desire a more steady, even keel when dating, jump ship now.





2. Britney Spears: If you like Britney Spears, perhaps you have a hankering for trailer-park bred gals. Trailer chicks are generally simple women with simple goals. They dream of making a nice home (however modest), breeding like a rabbit, and rearing their offspring in a haphazard, laughable way. On the upside, life will never be terribly complicated. On the downsides, you should expect very little in the ways of intellectual stimulation, grace and ambition. If you find yourself bored, irritated or sometimes embarrassed by your girl, you're probably dating a small town or trailer park lass. If you're just in it for the trailer park ta-tas, snack away. If you desire something more than a good romp, sniff around a different neighborhood. PS: Remember, most trailer park girls don't carry a checkbook like Britney.



3. Catherine Zeta Jones: If you are jonesing for Catherine Zeta Jones, you have a thing for bodacious babes. Catherine is a dynamic woman who has the style, smarts, sophistication, skills and curves that can kill. What's the problem then? She doesn't need you. The keynote of bodacious babes is independence. You have to be so secure in your manhood, you can drive around in a yellow VW bug with a bright pink flower in the dash and not feel the least bit threatened. If you feel jealous or like you're always competing with your gal, you're probably dating out of your league. Catherine had so much trouble finding a guy in her age range that could manage her, she had to jump up a few age brackets. Listen to Toni Braxton and ask yourself, 'are you man enough for me?'