How Tiger Screwed All Men

How Tiger Screwed All Men

The Tiger Woods Backlash Every Married Man Must Endure

He’s back and all is well once again in the world of golf. Or so it would seem given the warm reception Tiger Woods received as he walked up to the tee at Augusta National to begin his quest for a fifth Masters title. Tiger might be back on the golf course, but the average married man is probably still in the rough. Tiger’s troubles have raised the specter of infidelity, and that's hit a raw nerve in many marriages -- and the backlash for rocky marriages is even more substantial. The golf world may have forgiven him, but men shouldn’t be so quick to overlook what he has done to his family. The repercussions of his actions will have to be endured by many married men for some time to come.

 

She now thinks the male libido is abnormal

Going into rehab for sexual indiscretions has never been a plausible excuse for why men cheat. Most consider sex addiction and rehab treatment to be a lot of voodoo psychotherapy. Men like sex. So do women. Whom you have it with is a choice, and the whole idea of a man using the reasoning that he is addicted to sex and, therefore, must cheat on his wife has become more about hiding out until everyone and their lawyer can get the storyline straight. This was never more clear then when South Park spoofed Tiger’s rehab sessions as a cataclysm of sexual healing for America. Funny and sarcastic? On South Park, yes, but in the real world many women now think all men have abnormal sex drives that will cause them to stray. Thanks a lot, Tiger.

She will always be suspicious of texts

If your own marriage is filled with doubt then you’ll likely find your lovely wife looking at you sternly when your phone rings at an odd hour. She’ll stare at the number and wonder who it might be (and you will do the same when her phone rings). Text messaging was already getting a bad rap with teenagers sexting one another in school. Now, however, she’ll wonder if you’re doing what Tiger did. Then again, if you have more than one phone like Tiger she probably should be suspicious.

She will always be suspicious of trashy venues

If you once frequented Vegas or the local strip joint with your buddies for a guys' night on the town, you’d better start to like staying in because the closest you’ll get to an all-nighter with the boys is watching The Hangover -- again. Nights at adult clubs were suspect anyway, but Tiger crossed the line so egregiously that what she might have tolerated as “look but don’t touch” venues are now brothels in her mind. Perhaps Tiger should start a college fund for all the dancers whose tips have dropped off since last November.

She now knows men secretly desire trashy women

She’s always thought you were better than all the other primitive men out there; after all, that’s why she picked you. However, now that Tiger Woods, a man with more money and an impossibly beautiful Swedish wife, has been caught chasing porn stars and trashy lounge women on the PGA tour, let alone bringing them into his own home for sex after a quick stop for Subway sandwiches, you have little chance of being her knight in shining armor anytime soon if your eye has been wandering. She now knows that no matter how trashy the woman may be, men will look. This is yet another Tiger Woods backlash every married man must endure.

She will not let you off easy

If you are stupid enough to cheat she won’t be the stoic politician’s wife. Not now. Now she has Elin Nordegren to emulate and you don’t have the fame, money and influence to walk in the side door of the hospital when she lets loose on you with your golf clubs, tennis racket or baseball bat sitting in the garage. She won’t be standing near you in public, and don’t even think about using the flimsy excuse of sex rehab because if Elin isn’t going to sit in group therapy with Tiger to save his sorry butt then neither will she. Tiger might be mending his ways with the golf press and the public with lunches at Augusta and creepy ads with his deceased father’s voice, but Elin is not even in the country. So, Tiger might be back on the links and you might go back to work too if you cheat, but she won’t let you forget it -- and she shouldn’t.

 

 

 

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No one can forget what Tiger has done. Forever there will be women with more stories to tell about late-night meetings, text messages and cell phone calls. If you liked him before the Thanksgiving 2009 revelations, then you’ll like him once more and proclaim him to be a golfer of ultimate focus in a time of personal tragedy. If you hate Tiger Woods, then you’ll be appalled at the way the sports media will revel in the rise of Tiger 2.0, reborn from his private transgressions and in touch once again with Buddhism -- whatever that has to do with cheating and lying to your wife. Tiger may go on to greater golf success but the backlash on married man won’t subside any time soon. Maybe, just maybe, all schmucks everywhere with less money and fame should thank Tiger for being so stupid. His poor judgment is a reminder of what all married men have at stake if they cheat too.

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