Does Size Really Matter?

Does Size Really Matter?

Does Size Really Matter?
Contributed by: Alexis R. (A Female Friend)


Yes, yes it does. I hate to be the bearer of the grim truth, but any chick who tells you penis size is completely irrelevant is trying to stroke your fragile ego. It may not matter to some women. It may not matter that much. But, it is a factor. How much of a factor? According to Ellen Habirov who sent me a spam email titled 'LOL man, why your ramrod is so small,' a whopping 76% of women care about the size of your sausage because 'they are pretty sure that bigger weenie will make their desire stronger.'

Now, I don't know how scientific Ellen's study is, but let's face the truth; if it didn't matter, then men of all shapes and sizes would be starring in porn films. That ain't the case (unless we're talking about Paris Hilton porn, because she's done it all).

To be fair, size isn't just a challenge for men. Size is a factor for women too; weight and breast to be specific. For some men, breast size is a deal breaker. Other men have breast-size preferences, but will be flexible if the rest of the chick makes up for it. Then, there are the guys that don't give two shits about breast size (we call them ass men).

What does all this mean for you? Despite the many emails regarding pills, pumps and penile implants that can lengthen, strengthen and freshen your pecker, sadly there isn't a silicon-implant-like-cure for a smaller penis.

To make matters worse, it's a biological instinct for a woman to see a big penis and think; the better to procreate with! And then; shit, I'm going to need a hell of a lot of spit to suck that proper. Just as men brag about the babes they've bagged to their friends, women will brag about the well-hung stallion they rode into the sunset. Are you doomed if you don't measure up? Of course not.

Penis size is associated with 'manliness'; an appealing quality to most women. While the bigger boys have an advantage there, I don't think smaller guys will suffer from this inherent association. The small penis-ed man can compensate in other ways. 

First of all, there are many men who are incapable of leveraging their gigantic penis to please a woman, let alone give her an orgasm. That, my friends, is priority number one. God endowed every man with more tools than just the jackhammer. Master any combination of fingers, tongue and torso in your toolbox of pleasure.

Also, remember that things like flashy cars and a pimped out pad do not a man make. It just makes him the prime target for a gold-digger. Actually, manliness is made up of mostly intangible qualities. Strength. Courage. A willingness to fix things that might break our nails. Being stubborn and not asking when you need help. Caring for a woman. And so forth.

Size is also relative. If you're dating a chick who has been tapped more times than Kate Moss's coke sack, you will probably need to pack some extra heat in the deep South. But, if she's never taken a ride on the Titanic, she won't know that your pecker is a proverbial tugboat.

So, next time you are in the steam room or standing next to some dude at the pisser checking out the competition, remember it doesn't help to measure yourself against another man. You are responsible for being all the man that you can be.